Wednesday, December 01, 2010

Crow use sun as its wall clock
When you start living in US. you will understand that:

1 - Foreigners are eveyone
2 - American is just the president
3 - If you are a democrat, You must have sex issues
4 - If you are a republican, You must wear tie or wear nothing
5 - A Big City is a country
6 - Small cities are not smaller they just don't have sky scrapers
7 - Nobody don't touch anybody. Not with car, No with hand
8 - If you press "Home" on GPS, It might lead you to hell
9 - Citizen is a career
10 - Green card is very beautiful

Tuesday, November 30, 2010

When you start living in US. you will understand that:

1 - Walking people are those with wrecked cars searching for repair shop
2 - Drivers are all people
3 - If you want to sell something. You must be a big corporation
4 - If you are not a big corporation you must try to sell yourself to a big corporation
5 - If you can not, You will live not
6 - Anything in here is much far and much bigger than normal
7 - If you encounter the first problem that would be the last
8 - The best way to fix a wrecked instrument is to get a new one from china
9 - Everybody here talks about better places, but is trying to stay
10 - You must remain happy or things get worst

Monday, November 29, 2010

I want to buy a body groomer the choics that I found up to know are these. This is a test for american shopping Does anybody have an idea about one of these

When you start living in US. you will understand that:

1 - People are far less sexy than they show on TV
2 - Nobody cares that you are a foreigner
3 - You can return anything that you buy to the shop and they will thank you about it
4 - They are much much much more religious than the rest of the world
5 - Nothing is as easy as you were thinking it will be
6 - Big ass and internet shopping both have different meanings in American English
7 - Most of the shops are selling food, The rest are retail stores
8 - If you have no money, you will die (don't try to increase the living days, that would be no fun)
9 - If you have some money, You will waste it
10 - If you have a lot of money, You will stay rich forever
In Crows' Point of view, Older houses just mean bigger panties on the line and no more
There is no line between a Crow's POV and its real beliefs

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Trees forget fast, Crows must remember the number of fallen leaves.

Monday, November 22, 2010

Normally the night, hides himself among the Crows

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Pine trees are the most strict among the trees, They don't get nude even in winters

Tuesday, November 16, 2010