Sunday, November 24, 2002

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I am always curios about the key words that people use to find my site Many of'em was quiet surprising but this one was the weirdest sombody has typed
" how can i write a letter to my friend my english is not good specially my gramerwrite letter to my friend because english is not my first languh " in google

and he was directed to my site ...

Tuesday, November 19, 2002

Inspection ?

We do have a joke about a truck driver who wanted to fuck a hitch hiker , He picked up in the way .
" My gal , I hate fart ! You fart and I will fuck you ! OK ?" he asked, Noway the poor gal accepted and get on the car. in the middle of the way the man felt horny He asked " Are you farting up there ?" ; " No No , Please No I did not " the gal answered. Some minute later He asked again and the girl denied. Til they have reached to a Landscape with a sunset and a river, they get off the truck and sat on ablanket , the girl was in her sexiest mood, full breasts and hour glass body . It is the time the driver said to himself then he said to the poor girl " AT LAST YOU FARTED !" and started fucking her ! This Iraq inspection joke remind me of our joke. Mr W do want to fuck Iraq after the inspection or befor the inspection he is just waiting for the right place and moment . No matter if Sadam fart or does not fart

Sunday, November 17, 2002

HO HO ! IT is a lot of fun being on MSNBC !

They have found me ! They see me ! The Mr. W's brothers and the great great Bill the one opened the gates of WINDOWS (registered a -very profitable- trade mark),
One who wrote the essay, Thank you ! It is unexplainable how it is amazing being seen ! I updated my English weblog for an average of once a week But How many times a week do you update your persian blog ?

Friday, November 15, 2002

12 Killed in Hebron ...

I am sorry . deeply sorry !
Not only for those were killed in Israel but also for those who will be killed in Iraq !
Those who were killed in Halabche !
Those who were killed in Khoramshahr ! Abadan ! in Shalamche !
Sorry for the running volunteers of the mine fields !
Deeply sorry for the 9/11 inocent Americans !
Sorry for the wars !
Dear civilization who will come after. am writing for you . We could not fight the devility inside ourselves, We defeated the miseries of enviroment the horrifying animals we escaped the dark jungles, We climbed the highest mountains and saw the stars beyond the eternity but we could never defeat our inhumanity we killed each other and killed each other and killed each other and got lost.
We were good guys ! We made stories ! We described the world we wanted we wished ! But the destiny was written ! the fire inside ! the joy of killing others burned our rules and brain , legality and lawfullness , The more we loved things , The more powerful we got the less we were able to love others and the more we started to hate!
To hate other races (different colors, different shapes of living features called human) , To hate other beliefs , To hate others at all and to love ourself and ourself and ourself !
And the inevitable selfishness ended what could be a paradise !
We are lost ! We are dead the most throbbing death ! we earn it ! No complaint at all !
Try to live better than we lived !

Best Regards
Ali The Swallow

Sunday, November 10, 2002

HASHEM AGHAJARY !

Do they write his name like this or do they write in another way (e.g. Aghajari ) ?
You did not hear them about him a lot did you ?
He is a university professor and he is going to be executed for nothing ( Some times I am ashamed to be an Iranian ) Help him !
Go to this link ....