Wednesday, December 01, 2010

When you start living in US. you will understand that:

1 - Foreigners are eveyone
2 - American is just the president
3 - If you are a democrat, You must have sex issues
4 - If you are a republican, You must wear tie or wear nothing
5 - A Big City is a country
6 - Small cities are not smaller they just don't have sky scrapers
7 - Nobody don't touch anybody. Not with car, No with hand
8 - If you press "Home" on GPS, It might lead you to hell
9 - Citizen is a career
10 - Green card is very beautiful

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