When you start living in US. you will understand that:

1 - Walking people are those with wrecked cars searching for repair shop
2 - Drivers are all people
3 - If you want to sell something. You must be a big corporation
4 - If you are not a big corporation you must try to sell yourself to a big corporation
5 - If you can not, You will live not
6 - Anything in here is much far and much bigger than normal
7 - If you encounter the first problem that would be the last
8 - The best way to fix a wrecked instrument is to get a new one from china
9 - Everybody here talks about better places, but is trying to stay
10 - You must remain happy or things get worst

I want to buy a body groomer the choics that I found up to know are these. This is a test for american shopping Does anybody have an idea about one of these

 

When you start living in US. you will understand that:

1 - People are far less sexy than they show on TV
2 - Nobody cares that you are a foreigner
3 - You can return anything that you buy to the shop and they will thank you about it
4 - They are much much much more religious than the rest of the world
5 - Nothing is as easy as you were thinking it will be
6 - Big ass and internet shopping both have different meanings in American English
7 - Most of the shops are selling food, The rest are retail stores
8 - If you have no money, you will die (don't try to increase the living days, that would be no fun)
9 - If you have some money, You will waste it
10 - If you have a lot of money, You will stay rich forever

In Crows' Point of view, Older houses just mean bigger panties on the line and no more

There is no line between a Crow's POV and its real beliefs

Trees forget fast, Crows must remember the number of fallen leaves.

Normally the night, hides himself among the Crows

Pine trees are the most strict among the trees, They don't get nude even in winters

Tired Crow is the normal crow