Stay nude in the night; Stay dark in the sun; Stay light on winds; Be a CROW
Wednesday, December 01, 2010
When you start living in US. you will understand that:
1 - Foreigners are eveyone
2 - American is just the president
3 - If you are a democrat, You must have sex issues
4 - If you are a republican, You must wear tie or wear nothing
5 - A Big City is a country
6 - Small cities are not smaller they just don't have sky scrapers
7 - Nobody don't touch anybody. Not with car, No with hand
8 - If you press "Home" on GPS, It might lead you to hell
9 - Citizen is a career
10 - Green card is very beautiful
1 - Foreigners are eveyone
2 - American is just the president
3 - If you are a democrat, You must have sex issues
4 - If you are a republican, You must wear tie or wear nothing
5 - A Big City is a country
6 - Small cities are not smaller they just don't have sky scrapers
7 - Nobody don't touch anybody. Not with car, No with hand
8 - If you press "Home" on GPS, It might lead you to hell
9 - Citizen is a career
10 - Green card is very beautiful
Tuesday, November 30, 2010
When you start living in US. you will understand that:
1 - Walking people are those with wrecked cars searching for repair shop
2 - Drivers are all people
3 - If you want to sell something. You must be a big corporation
4 - If you are not a big corporation you must try to sell yourself to a big corporation
5 - If you can not, You will live not
6 - Anything in here is much far and much bigger than normal
7 - If you encounter the first problem that would be the last
8 - The best way to fix a wrecked instrument is to get a new one from china
9 - Everybody here talks about better places, but is trying to stay
10 - You must remain happy or things get worst
1 - Walking people are those with wrecked cars searching for repair shop
2 - Drivers are all people
3 - If you want to sell something. You must be a big corporation
4 - If you are not a big corporation you must try to sell yourself to a big corporation
5 - If you can not, You will live not
6 - Anything in here is much far and much bigger than normal
7 - If you encounter the first problem that would be the last
8 - The best way to fix a wrecked instrument is to get a new one from china
9 - Everybody here talks about better places, but is trying to stay
10 - You must remain happy or things get worst
Monday, November 29, 2010
When you start living in US. you will understand that:
1 - People are far less sexy than they show on TV
2 - Nobody cares that you are a foreigner
3 - You can return anything that you buy to the shop and they will thank you about it
4 - They are much much much more religious than the rest of the world
5 - Nothing is as easy as you were thinking it will be
6 - Big ass and internet shopping both have different meanings in American English
7 - Most of the shops are selling food, The rest are retail stores
8 - If you have no money, you will die (don't try to increase the living days, that would be no fun)
9 - If you have some money, You will waste it
10 - If you have a lot of money, You will stay rich forever
1 - People are far less sexy than they show on TV
2 - Nobody cares that you are a foreigner
3 - You can return anything that you buy to the shop and they will thank you about it
4 - They are much much much more religious than the rest of the world
5 - Nothing is as easy as you were thinking it will be
6 - Big ass and internet shopping both have different meanings in American English
7 - Most of the shops are selling food, The rest are retail stores
8 - If you have no money, you will die (don't try to increase the living days, that would be no fun)
9 - If you have some money, You will waste it
10 - If you have a lot of money, You will stay rich forever
Wednesday, November 17, 2010
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